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ABOUT ME:
I'm the second born in a family of superheros, but the very last out of all 12 to have acquired any powers: As of 2005, I discovered I have the ability to heal instantly, as well as heal others via a kiss or tears. More recently, I've also discovered I have unpredictable adrenaline-based teleportation.
I am the semi-leader of a semi-group of alien friends called The Mythical Gang. The only humans in my E.T club are myself, my ex-arch enemy Lavender, and Pegasus. We've raised 7 genetically-enhanced child experiments, and are still making new friends with new super-kids. Together we get into all kinds of trouble; meeting big-name super heros and villains along the way!

And with that recipe for disaster, you know this blog is gonna be fun!

Monday, February 1, 2016

Agents of PARCHEESI!

Lavender, Phoenix, and I have decided to start a protest against all the quote-unquote "heroes" who are fighting one another. We stayed up very late last night, tossing around snappy acronyms to be the name of our movement group. We thought if we used a real word to state our mission; like SHIELD does, then what we were trying to accomplish would be easier for people to remember...

...I'm hoping our name does better than SHEILD though, because honestly, who in the world knew that S.H.E.I.L.D stood for "Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division"? I sure didn't!

We tossed around a lot of things, the most memorable being:

SIMPLE - Superhero Infighting Makes Power Look Egotistical.
...Phoenix came up with that one. Though snappy, it didn't make the cut because it didn't explain what we were trying to accomplish with the movement.

SSI - Stop Superhero Infighting
My suggestion. We didn't go with this one because SSI is not a real word-- Plus with things like "NHL", "AOL", and "GOP" to remember, ours would be pretty forgettable.

MISSISSIPPI - Mission Is 'Stop Superhero Infighting', Simply Stated; It's Pathetic, People! Ick!
We had a long, humorous discussion when Lavender suggested that. Lav said it would be perfect since Mississippi is a state, we could use the the term "state of mind" as a promotional boost to our cause. We probably would have gone with it, but "Mississippi is a state of mind" sounds more like we are the ones in the wrong, rather than the infighting superheros.

 STINK - Superheros Think Infighting Needs Kudos
"Kudos" meaning "respect". Really snappy and almost perfect, but again, not quite descriptive of our mission. It also misrepresents the superhero mindset and doesn't give any distinction between heroes like us, and the ones that are fighting.

Anywhoo, after thoroughly debating the matter, we finally settled on an unforgettable name of my choosing:


"Agents of PARCHEESI"

People Against Rising Chaos, Essentially Eradicate Superhero Infighting


Snappy, right?

Lloyd Out!
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