FREEEEEEEEDOM!!!

Hello my comfy chair! 

Hello my holographic computer ball! 

Hello all you wonderful reader people and unfortunate stumbled-into-it people!!  

Guess what- I'm guilty! Yup, the judge said so.. Sad for him, being guilty of showing super hero mercy and helping your villain for the betterment of all is not a crime punishable by 26 years in jail. It IS, in his mind however, a crime punishable..

Therefore, I'm on parole for 6 months under the close watch of police men and SHIELD agents alike... I won't lie to you.. It's been tough. I once plotted to spend a prolonged vacation on a distant planet until my 6 months of playing "Goldfish" were up, but I figured I'd miss my life-saving job too much. So, here I am to stay.

Now, here's my problem. Agents from a very nosy company and police officers are watching me 24/7, but I don't stay super'd that long... I figured that If I'm constantly being watched, then I can't take off my suit without blowing my secret identity, and thus Genovia and I have been working on a system that helps me get back to my ordinary life without blowing that said identity. It's really tough, and considering Nick Fury reads my blog, I cannot disclose exactly how it's done, but it's totally worth it.
The alternative being I create a toxic pool with bleach, laundry detergent, fabric softener, soap, and strawberry shampoo to jump into every time I need to wash my hair or my suit... And you understand why I can't do that::

*hint hint*

But anywhoo, other then that, the court was very touching. I had a lot of old friends, acquaintances, and people I didn't even think liked me at all show up to plead my case and prove my character before the judge. Even Batman! @_@ I thought for sure he was gonna push to have me locked up forever...

It's nice to know I have so many buddies around. It makes me feel pink and bubbly inside! =D

Catnip and Bluebird sent me a post card with no return address... I have no idea how. They told me they were happy and doing very well. Oh, and they also said that by the time I received the card they would've switched locations so SHIELD can't track them. Such a clever pair.. You know, now that things are basically straightened out, I'm finally starting to miss them. They were good kids you know, and a lot of fun to be around. Maybe someday I'll meet them again? I hope so.

Lloyd out!... Literally!
I'M FREEE!!