Being Lloyd: Hydra Update...

Hello once again my good friends, funny neighbors, creepy stalkers, and new aquaintances who have been so unfortunate as to have stumbled here by mistake. It has been a year. A complete, full, exact to the very date year since Hyrda began hunting for me... Thus far, there has been no progress.

Bat-Buddy has not come any closer to discovering how to remove the chip, and Nick (who IS alive, ah-ha-ha-ha I KNEW IT!) refuses to tell me what it does-- As if that somehow is supposed to make it all better. Look here punk! (And I know you read this, Nick) Just because I don't know what it is, doesn't means it's not there and not giving me trouble, OKAY?!

Anyway, I'm very glad it is winter because wearing turtlenecks in the summer is TORTURE!!.. Nevertheless, those times when I'm safe inside my house and my neck is killing me, I'm reminded that a tacky looking symbol of an ugly octopus is still on the back of my neck:

Just look at that unattractive little thing...

Makes you think of a warning label in a sushi restaurant, doesn't it?

Bleh!

But at least I can say that I literally have eyes on the back of my head, which makes me laugh!

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We interrupt your regularly scheduled nonsense to bring you this important disclaimer!

--And Lavender, looking over my shoulder as I typed, just asked me something I think is important to address: Why do I keep using My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic gifs in order to describe my face about certain things? Well, that's simple:

We now return to your regularly scheduled nonsense...

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You know, after giving it some thought, I don't think I'd let them take it out even if they did know how. Oh, why you ask? Because, I don't think I trust anyone in SHIELD enough to let them preform surgery on me.. They can't do anything right unless there is a laser cannon and some government conspiracy involved!

In any case, I'm probably the safest person for it right now. I mean, I don't even know what it does. Whose to say they won't take it out of me and end up loosing it to some ninja thief, or misusing it for themselves? I stay far enough away from both idiotic organizations, so neither Hyrda nor Shield would ever get it again. The whole "You fight over it, you loose it" play!

HA! How do you like that, Nick Fury? Stick that in your "Confidential Information" and file it!

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!