Yes, I said that. I just realized that ever since Lavender joined my team, I no longer have any archenemies.. All my friends have archenemies, most of my gang members have archenemies, some of my family members have archenemies.. I'm the only one who doesn't anymore.
Am I complaining?
No. But it does get tiresome going to defeat some villain and having them swear revenge on the person standing beside you. I'm like: "Wut? No death threats for me?..." Granted, I can't die.. But a little wishful thinking wouldn't make me feel left out.
I'm not going to go place a wanted add in the newspaper or anything, but just in case, how does this sound?
WANTED: Archenemy
Must be sarcastic, smooth-talking, smart, dangerous, exercises restraint- scary restraint; like could but not gonna.. Twisted honor factor is always fun, kinda likable but mostly scary, good reason for being evil, more dastardly then grand theft- but not murder. NO EVIL SCIENTISTS! Cannot be related to me or anyone I know, wouldn't hurt if you were tall and good looking for intimidation purposes.
Submit your tract record to --- this address and await duking-it-out auditions.
Lloyd out!
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